NCIS (TV Series)
False Witness (2010)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Last time you did an expense report for me, you reclassified my meals as livestock feed.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, that was a little childish.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I got audited.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well, I guess that makes us even.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Entering] Great. Then I don't need to hear about it. Whatever it is.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [holding up turkey feather] Where'd this come from?
Abby Sciuto : I ran the turkey's DNA through the nwat-fah-dih-nahd. It's the National Wild Turkey Federation DNA Database. They really need a new acronym.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Turkey DNA database?
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Dr. Donald Mallard : If I am to maintain my proficiency when I'm doing psychological autopsies, I have to keep up with the latest cultural development.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : As long as you keep current on this case, Duck.
Dr. Donald Mallard : Fear not. I may be new to social networking. But the Mallards invented multi-tasking.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : The old knife to the neck. Reminds me of...
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Reminds you of what? Reminds you of an old fraternity prank>? A Halloween movie?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I know what you're doing.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : And I know what you're doing!
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What am I doing?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I don't know. But it's bugging me to such a deg-
[Gibbs slaps the back of McGee's head]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I know what we're not doing.
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P.O. Jerry Neisler : [about the killer] I saw him at the hearing. Seems like a sad sorry guy. Kind of reminds me of you. Both live alone. No family.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Hey!
P.O. Jerry Neisler : The same.
[Looking at a family picture]
P.O. Jerry Neisler : Look at her, you could tell she's got good taste. Never let you get away with a lumpy couch if she was still here. But seems like you're trying to make some changes. Some kind of home make over, cleaning up these magazines.
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Samuel Hayes : [to Matt Grey] Look, it's just a matter of time before the new DA refiles the charges, and I'll be back in court again. And you know what? I'll just save everyone the trouble and I'll plead guilty... Hell, I'll even sign the confession right now! And maybe we can just... pretend this never happened.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : We may have to settle for pretending *some* of it never happened.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : I can talk to the DA.