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Quotes
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Can't believe this is happening. What if I have to change my name?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Where do I start?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Oh no. Don't. Please don't.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : McLean. McFly. McQueen. McGeek. McBankrupt. McMiserable. McRib. McGreek...
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [about a blow up doll] Right now, all I gotta do is figure out how to deflate this thing.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Oh that's easy. There's always a button right here on the back of the neck... There's no reason I should know that.
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Ziva David : "Late 90's?"
[Ziva laughs]
Ziva David : That makes you... sound so...
[Ziva laughs]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Old? Don't say old.
Ziva David : I didn't say it. You did.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Watching a training video of Georgia Wooten] A lot of anger there.
Ziva David : She's a strong powerful woman in a world dominated by men. That is not anger. *That* is determination.
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Anthony DiNozzo : [looking over McGee's credit card charges] Meltdown Comics, Lola's Pleasure Chest, GameStop, Relax The Back. I've got it! Your identity thief is a 14-year-old pimple-faced comic book fanatic with severe osteoporosis.
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Timothy McGee : Since when did banks become so evil?
Anthony DiNozzo : Since about the 12th century.