NCIS (TV Series)
A Man Walks Into a Bar... (2011)
Mark Harmon: Leroy Jethro Gibbs
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Quotes
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Dr. Rachel Cranston : A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of water. The bartender pulls out a shotgun, fires a blast just missing the man. Man says thank you, puts a tip on the bar, and exits. Why the thank you and the tip?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [Gibbs chuckles] The guy had the hiccups.
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Dr. Rachel Cranston : You've been better at letting go than I have.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : You don't forget. You just move on.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : [with Dr. Cranston in his basement] Stand right here. Right there. Look down. You feel that? Right there?
Dr. Rachel Cranston : What?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : This is where the guy who murdered Kate died. This is where Ziva shot her own brother. That, doc, is closure.
[flashback of Ziva killing Ari]
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Now the rest is just memories. Nothing wrong with memories.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : All of you, make some time for the Doctor. Director Vance's orders.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : What are we supposed to talk about?
Dr. Rachel Cranston : Well, believe it or not, most people talk about their sex lives.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That rules Tim out.
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Dr. Rachel Cranston : I know you historically have issues with uh, professional women.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : No, I like women. I just don't like it when they ask a lot of questions.
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Dr. Rachel Cranston : Still one agent I haven't spoken to yet.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Well, that's not gonna happen.
Dr. Rachel Cranston : I forgot, you're perfect.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : No, I'm not. I'm just too set in my ways to change now.
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Min Ho Kwon : How can I prove my innocence?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : An alibi would be nice.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Commander Reynolds was killed last night at approximately 2am.
Min Ho Kwon : I was in my stateroom.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Doing what?
Min Ho Kwon : My actions are not your concern.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : On a U.S. Naval vessel, they sure as hell are! You're about to be accused of murdering an American officer. Do you understand what's at stake here?