NCIS (TV Series)
A Man Walks Into a Bar... (2011)
Michael Weatherly: Anthony DiNozzo
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Quotes
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Dr. Rachel Cranston : Maybe Agent Todd was hard on you because she knew what you were capable of. Too bad she never got a chance to tell you that.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [Long pause] I think I just realized who you are, Rachel.
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Dr. Rachel Cranston : [DiNozzo looking at the victim in the morgue] What do you see when you look at him, Agent DiNozzo?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Man works his whole life. Dedicates himself to his job. And he has nothing to show for it.
Dr. Rachel Cranston : How does that make you feel?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : ...Afraid.
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Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : All of you, make some time for the Doctor. Director Vance's orders.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : What are we supposed to talk about?
Dr. Rachel Cranston : Well, believe it or not, most people talk about their sex lives.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That rules Tim out.
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Min Ho Kwon : How can I prove my innocence?
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : An alibi would be nice.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Commander Reynolds was killed last night at approximately 2am.
Min Ho Kwon : I was in my stateroom.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : Doing what?
Min Ho Kwon : My actions are not your concern.
Special Agent Jethro Gibbs : On a U.S. Naval vessel, they sure as hell are! You're about to be accused of murdering an American officer. Do you understand what's at stake here?
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : Tony, you may want to stop acting like a jackass.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : That's not an ass. It's hor... hor... I can explain, Sir!
[DiNozzo turns around and notices Vance and Cranston]
Leon Vance : Settle in, Doctor. This should be good.