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Abby Sciuto : [DiNozzo doesn't want to donate blood] I don't understand. You donated your sperm when you were in college.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yes, it's a much more pleasurable delivery system.
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Adriana Gorgova : What's with McGee?
[DiNozzo chuckles]
Ziva David : What do you mean?
Adriana Gorgova : Is there a... Mrs. McGee?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [chuckles] What a concept.
Ziva David : No. He's not married.
Adriana Gorgova : Girlfriend?
Ziva David : Not that I know of.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Okay, what am I missing here, huh? We talking about the same guy - Timothy McGee? The Ichabod Crane who speaks in algorithms, and looks like he has some kind of permanently frumpy expression on his face?
Ziva David : Do not listen to him, Adriana. McGee is a very sweet man, he is intelligent, and he is *loyal*...
[fakes a shot at Tony, who flinches away shielding his groin]
Ziva David : ... to a fault.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [DiNozzo pulls out an FBI Crime Scene Placard] One of his guys left this lying around. Very sloppy. It'll be like we were never here.
[DiNozzo enters the crime scene]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : We are so screwed.
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[first lines]
Leon Vance : [to Gibbs] The State Department's breathing down my neck. I'm due in MTAC in 15 minutes to brief the White House.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Sir...
Leon Vance : Shut up DiNozzo! David, put that equipment back in the truck. This is an FBI crime scene now. If this isn't rectified in 48 hours, I want DiNozzo and McGee's badges on my desk!