Johnny drives the America Thunder jet truck. He takes to the sky in a Stunt Plane and covers the cockpit in puke. Deep in the woods of Maine, Johnny uses a gigantic Log Forwarder to eradicate a toxic forest.
Johnny uses a 6 ton mechanical spider to walk dogs and attack Japan. Then he crashes a Swamp Buggy in Florida, barely escaping a hanging by local rednecks. He pilots a fighter jet and tries to identify reproductive organs.
Johnny is allowed to operate an Army Tank at Ft. Knox. He blows up a school bus. Then it's off to use a giant Forklift. Finally, Johnny saddles up on the bad-ass Brimstone Quadracycle and hits the beach to pick up a biker babe.