- Blanche Morton: Would you suspect George Burns of chasing strange women?
- Harry Morton: Chasing them? He caught one and married her!
- Gracie Allen: Harry, Mimi won't believe me when I tell her, so you tell her.
- Harry von Zell: Tell her what?
- Gracie Allen: Well, tell her it's true.
- Harry von Zell: It's true.
- Gracie Allen: Ah, you see?
- Harry von Zell: Well, what's true?
- Gracie Allen: What I just told Mimi.
- Harry von Zell: Well, tell me.
- Gracie Allen: Oh no, Harry! You'd never believe it.
- Gracie Allen: Hello. You're Miss Watson?
- Mimi: Yes.
- Gracie Allen: Oh, my, you're pretty.
- Mimi: Thank you.
- Gracie Allen: You know, when I was your age, I was as young as you are, too.
- Gracie Allen: Oh, you'll love George! Of course I admit that I did fidget a little when he first started beating me.
- Mimi: He beats you?
- Gracie Allen: Yes, oh but you won't mind it. With your beautiful complexion, black-and-blue marks will look stunning!
- Mimi: Gracie's been telling me that her husband beats her.
- Harry von Zell: Well, uh, George does have his faults, Miss Watson but, um, in between beatings he's really very tender.