Planes (2013)

John Cleese: Bulldog

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Quotes 

• Bulldog : I'm sorry, did you say your name was El Chupacabra or El "Cuckoo"-cabra?

  El Chupacabra : You make joke?

  [shouts] 

  El Chupacabra : You make joke? Very well... you leave me no choice! I swish my cape at you! You have been shamed.

  [rolls away] 

  Bulldog : I hope I can get over it... Oh, I just did.

• [Dusty helps a blinded Bulldog through the race lap] 

  Bulldog : [eyes getting cleaned]  Thanks for your help, matey! I couldn't have done it without...

  [sees it was Dusty who helped him] 

  Bulldog : ...you? YOU saved me?... What did I tell you, boy? Every plane for himself, right?

  Dusty Crophopper : Where I come from, if you see a plane falling from the sky...

  Bulldog : Yes, but this is a COMPETITION! And now you're dead last!... And I owe you my life.

  [starts to sob] 

  Dusty Crophopper : Bulldog, are you crying?

  Bulldog : I don't cry, I'm British!... Thanks, matey.

• Bulldog : You're a good ace, Dusty! Here's a satellite device in case you're lost without... without a friend to help you out.