Planes (2013)
Dane Cook: Dusty Crophopper
Photos
Quotes
-
Dusty Crophopper : I've been flying over the same patch of grass, day after day, month after month, for years! I'm just trying to prove that maybe, just maybe, I can do more than what I was built for.
-
Dusty Crophopper : I've flown thousands and thousands of miles, and have never gone anywhere.
-
Franz : You are an inspiration to all of us.
Dusty Crophopper : All of us?
Franz : Yeah, all of us who want to do more than just what we are built for.
-
Rochelle : Monsieur El Chu... from rogue to tres romantique...
[rolls off]
El Chupacabra : What does that mean?
Dusty Crophopper : No idea. But, French Canadian is the language of love... in Quebec. So, it's got to be good.
-
[Dusty helps a blinded Bulldog through the race lap]
Bulldog : [eyes getting cleaned] Thanks for your help, matey! I couldn't have done it without...
[sees it was Dusty who helped him]
Bulldog : ...you? YOU saved me?... What did I tell you, boy? Every plane for himself, right?
Dusty Crophopper : Where I come from, if you see a plane falling from the sky...
Bulldog : Yes, but this is a COMPETITION! And now you're dead last!... And I owe you my life.
[starts to sob]
Dusty Crophopper : Bulldog, are you crying?
Bulldog : I don't cry, I'm British!... Thanks, matey.
-
El Chupacabra : Dusty, I cannot bear the thought of competing without you...
[produces equipment to repair Dusty]
Dusty Crophopper : That's the wing of a T-33 Shooting Star.
El Chupacabra : When the great Mexican Air Force needed help, American T-33s came. They did not ask questions. They did not hesitate. They were there, because that is what compadres do.
Dusty Crophopper : [sees El Chupacabra's assistant with a box] And what's that?
El Chupacabra : That is my lunch, don't touch! But the wings are yours.
-
Dusty Crophopper : I'm afraid of heights.
Chug : But... you're a plane.
Dusty Crophopper : I'm a cropduster, I've never flown more than a thousand feet.
Skipper : Are you kidding? Scared of heights, and you want to race around the world?
-
[El Chupacabra turns up, disheveled and covered in kisses]
Dusty Crophopper : Whoa, what happened to you?
El Chupacabra : That song, it flipped a switch...
Rochelle : Ooooh, my little monster, come here!
[grabs and drags El Chupacabra off]
El Chupacabra : [comes back exhausted] She is like a jaguar now!
-
Skipper : Let me ask you something, Dusty: if you knew the truth about my past, would you have asked me to train you?
[pause]
Dusty Crophopper : No.
-
[Ishani gives her new propeller to Dusty]
Dusty Crophopper : That's your propeller. You can still win the race.
Ishani : Oh, I intend to. But with my old propeller. This one didn't really suit me, but I think you might find a better use for it.
-
Dusty Crophopper : You said I wasn't cut out for this. I should have listened to you...
Dottie : Dusty, if you had listened to me, I would never have forgiven myself. Skip may have been wrong about what he did, but he was right about you. You're not a cropduster, you're a racer, and now the whole world knows it!
