Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen

Quotes 

• Mr. Phillips, the Gardener : Say, this certainly is a nice day today, isn't it?

  Gracie Allen : It certainly is but that's one of those things we can do nothing about.

• Gracie Allen : You know, last time I was to a game I sat next to Harry and he explained football to me.

  Blanche Morton : That was the last time he went too.

• Gracie Allen : My husband says he wants the leaves out of the pool every morning. I've got a whole garage full, I don't know what he's gonna do with them.

• [Gracie picks up a can of Carnation milk] 

  Gracie Allen : Do you know something? Cows are smarter than people.

  Sgt. Harris : Some people, yes.

  Gracie Allen : And you know why? They're smart enough to put their milk in these little cans and you can't even get it out without punching a little hole in it!

• [George picks up a thermos] 

  George Burns : What have you got in here?

  Gracie Allen : Hot coffee for the game tonight.

  George Burns : All you've got in here are brown ice cubes.

  Gracie Allen : Sure, that's my own idea. You see, the minute the coffee starts to boil, I freeze it. Then when it melts it's nice and hot!