- Mr. Phillips, the Gardener: Say, this certainly is a nice day today, isn't it?
- Gracie Allen: It certainly is but that's one of those things we can do nothing about.
- Gracie Allen: You know, last time I was to a game I sat next to Harry and he explained football to me.
- Blanche Morton: That was the last time he went too.
- Gracie Allen: My husband says he wants the leaves out of the pool every morning. I've got a whole garage full, I don't know what he's gonna do with them.
- [Gracie picks up a can of Carnation milk]
- Gracie Allen: Do you know something? Cows are smarter than people.
- Sgt. Harris: Some people, yes.
- Gracie Allen: And you know why? They're smart enough to put their milk in these little cans and you can't even get it out without punching a little hole in it!
- [George picks up a thermos]
- George Burns: What have you got in here?
- Gracie Allen: Hot coffee for the game tonight.
- George Burns: All you've got in here are brown ice cubes.
- Gracie Allen: Sure, that's my own idea. You see, the minute the coffee starts to boil, I freeze it. Then when it melts it's nice and hot!