- Blanche Morton: Say Gracie, did the Beverly Hills Uplift Society ever get a musical group for the concert Saturday night?
- Gracie Allen: Oh yes, we've got the Monetti String Ensemble.
- Blanche Morton: Oh really? They're a very famous sextet.
- Gracie Allen: Oh? Well, as long as they behave themselves at the concert.
- George Burns: If husbands and wives would be absolutely honest, cut out all dissension and tell each other everything, there'd be very few unhappy marriages. Also very few marriages.