The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (TV Series)
Blanche Wants New Car/Gracie Gets Von Zell a Wife (1953)
Gracie Allen: Gracie Allen
Quotes
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Harry von Zell : Well, I imagine the reason that Harry won't buy Mrs. Morton a car is it's income tax time. He's probably got a problem.
Gracie Allen : [scoffs] Oh, problem. My brother Willie's got a problem. He has to pay twelve-hundred dollars tax, and he hasn't worked all year.
Harry von Zell : Then how could that be possible?
Gracie Allen : Well, he didn't know how to make out his tax, so he went down to the tax bureau, and he stood in line, and he copied from the man in front of him.