The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (TV Series)
Perry & Pete/Gracie's Cousins/Sneak Thieves (1953)
George Burns: George Burns
Quotes
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George Burns : Gracie, why does your mother ask you to do her shopping here? Aren't there any stores up in San Francisco?
Gracie Allen : Well sure, but I can't keep running up there every time she wants something.
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George Burns : I'm going down to the store to get some cigars and stamps.
Gracie Allen : Oh, who are you gonna mail them to?
George Burns : I'm gonna smoke them myself.
Gracie Allen : Oh.
George Burns : Aren't you gonna ask me why I'm gonna smoke stamps?
Gracie Allen : Why should I? I've done one or two silly things in my life too!