Fred Clark: Harry Morton

Quotes 

• Blanche Morton : Harry, I think it's very nice of George to let them stay there. It's more than you would do.

  Harry Morton : Blanche, what did you have in mind?

  Blanche Morton : Well, I thought it would be nice if my brother came down.

  Harry Morton : With what?

• Blanche Morton : You're just mad at my brother because you had to pay a dental bill for him once. It was only eighty dollars. Besides, anybody could have trouble with his teeth.

  Harry Morton : Well he wouldn't if he'd learn to open beer bottles with an opener!

• Blanche Morton : You just don't like anybody in my family. Take my mother, she was here for a whole month and you didn't say one single word to her!

  Harry Morton : I didn't want to interrupt her.

• Blanche Morton : Don't know why I had to marry you.

  Harry Morton : I know why. You wanted a handsome, intelligent man who was gonna amount to something.

  Blanche Morton : I know, but answer my question. Why did I marry you?