Peter Leeds: Perry

Quotes 

• Pete : Who's the nice looking old guy who lives in the white house on the corner?

  Gracie Allen : Oh, that's Mr. Henderson. He lives there alone with his dog.

  Pete : Does he bite?

  Gracie Allen : No, he's a nice old man, he wouldn't hurt a fly!

  Perry : He meant the dog.

  Gracie Allen : No, he wouldn't do that. The dog might bite him back!

• Perry : You have a lot of interesting neighbors around here.

  Gracie Allen : Yes, especially the ones who live in the neighborhood.

• Perry : Say Gracie, we were wondering, where's your wall safe?

  Gracie Allen : Where's my wall safe? Well, it's safe everyplace. The ceiling's a little weak though.