- Jenny Tinkler: I've always wanted to go to Canada!
- Kendall Knight: And we've always wanted you to go to Canada!
- James Diamond: You are NOT gonna get away with this! And, what is it that you're trying to get away with?
- Carlos Garcia: But remember, we LOVE Jenny.
- James Diamond: Yeah, and remember the second grade when she broke my arm playing marbles? Or the fifth grade when she gave me the first paper cut in history that required surgery, and then... eighth grade - lab partners.
- Logan Mitchell: It took almost a year for your hair to grow back.
- James Diamond: I'm out!
- Carlos Garcia: Why do I feel like I've been slammed into the boards nineteen times?
- Kendall Knight: Because when you break a promise, you can also break... a heart.
- Katie Knight: [to James] I don't have a crush on you. I'm just saying that you're 30% ignorant, 30% arrogant, and 40% idiot, so be careful of fans.
- James Diamond: Awesomeness is 15% tan, 40% good attitude, 20% bad attitude, and 50% imported hair care products.
- LJ: That's 125%.
- James Diamond: You bet it is.
- LJ: I would love to be just... like... you.
- James Diamond: What do you say you go get us some low-fat soy shakes and I give you more tips... on being awesome?
- Jenny Tinkler: My dreams are crushed, so now I'll just sleep on the streets.
- Kendall Knight: Welcome to Hollywood.
- Carlos Garcia: She's gonna kill us.
- Logan Mitchell: Not if we kill her first.
- Kendall Knight: Nobody is killing anyone.