Larry Keating: Harry Morton

Quotes 

• Blanche Morton : Oh, I'm sorry, Harry.

  Harry Morton : Well you should be. You should be sorry, failing at a task that wouldn't tax the mentality of a maladjusted amoeba!

  Blanche Morton : Maladjusted amoeba! You and your two-dollar words! You know, if you'd cash a few of them, we might be able to buy a pound of hamburger!

  Harry Morton : There's never a shortage of hamburger in this house, you serve it at least four times a week.