- Blanche Morton: I'll never learn that dance!
- Gracie Allen: Oh, of course you will. The Hula is nothing but swaying and shaking and wiggling in a lot of different places at the same time. Now, I've watched you walk and you look like you've got most of it down pat!
- Harry Morton: Why George, I'm covered with mortification!
- George Burns: Under that shirt, nobody'll notice.
- Blanche Morton: He spent a fortune on his foreign stamp collection but when I needed a new fall wardrobe, did he get it for me? No! I was down to the point where I didn't have a stitch on my back, and he went out and bought a bunch of foreign stamps!
- Gracie Allen: Oh well, he must be out of his mind! Granted, you can stick those on you, but how do you get 'em off if you want to slip into something more comfortable?
- Harry von Zell: You were the intercollegiate middleweight boxing champion. Why don't you beat this fella up and throw him out?
- Harry Morton: Well, I tried that once but that stupid Roger had never heard of my record and he knocked the stuffing out of me.
- Harry von Zell: George, what about you?
- George Burns: Oh, I wouldn't hit Harry Morton. I know about his record.