The George Burns and Gracie Allen Show (TV Series)

Anniversary Party (1955)

Larry Keating: Harry Morton

Quotes 

• Blanche Morton : Harry Morton, the day I married you was the worst day of my life!

  Harry Morton : I can't choose mine. Since we wed they've all been equally bitter.

• Blanche Morton : [Harry is busy with paperwork]  Harry, this is the traveling clock I got for George and Gracie for their anniversary. Isn't it pretty the way I wrapped it?

  Harry Morton : Yes, dear.

  Blanche Morton : Gee, I hope they like it. You know, they have so much, I never know what to get them. Can you think of anything else?

  Harry Morton : Yes, dear.

  Blanche Morton : Oh, what would you suggest?

  Harry Morton : Yes, dear.

  Blanche Morton : Harry, is it alright if I pack my clothes and run away with the elevator boy?

  Harry Morton : Yes, dear.

  Blanche Morton : Maybe he IS listening. Harry, is it alright if I draw all your money out of the bank before I leave?

  Harry Morton : Yes, dear.

  Blanche Morton : No, he's not listening.