- Harry Von Zell: You know, Gracie, I'm really looking forward to your anniversary dinner tonight. Just think, you and George have been married twenty-six years.
- Gracie Allen: Yes - and it only seems like yesterday that my mother tripped him, as he walked down the isle.
- Harry Von Zell: I bet your family didn't approve.
- Gracie Allen: Oh, yes! In fact, they applauded her when she did it.
- Gracie Allen: I'll be right back.
- George Burns: Gracie, where are you going?
- Gracie Allen: Well, I, um - I just remembered I left the stove in the kitchen.
- Blanche Morton: Harry Morton, the day I married you was the worst day of my life!
- Harry Morton: I can't choose mine. Since we wed they've all been equally bitter.
- Blanche Morton: [Harry is busy with paperwork] Harry, this is the traveling clock I got for George and Gracie for their anniversary. Isn't it pretty the way I wrapped it?
- Harry Morton: Yes, dear.
- Blanche Morton: Gee, I hope they like it. You know, they have so much, I never know what to get them. Can you think of anything else?
- Harry Morton: Yes, dear.
- Blanche Morton: Oh, what would you suggest?
- Harry Morton: Yes, dear.
- Blanche Morton: Harry, is it alright if I pack my clothes and run away with the elevator boy?
- Harry Morton: Yes, dear.
- Blanche Morton: Maybe he IS listening. Harry, is it alright if I draw all your money out of the bank before I leave?
- Harry Morton: Yes, dear.
- Blanche Morton: No, he's not listening.