Jimmy Kimmel: Self - Host, Charlie Swan

Quotes 

• Jimmy Kimmel : My heart says Edward, but my head says Jacob... and then my stomach says Hot Pockets, and it's confusing.

• Jimmy Kimmel : We gotta get that Justin Bieber in the next movie. I mean, it could be...

  Twilight fans : [screaming]  NO!

  Jimmy Kimmel : [good-naturedly changing course]  Or - or, I was gonna say, we could all kill him.

  [the crowd erupts in cheers]