- Jimmy Kimmel: My heart says Edward, but my head says Jacob... and then my stomach says Hot Pockets, and it's confusing.
- Jimmy Kimmel: We gotta get that Justin Bieber in the next movie. I mean, it could be...
- Twilight fans: [screaming] NO!
- Jimmy Kimmel: [good-naturedly changing course] Or - or, I was gonna say, we could all kill him.
- [the crowd erupts in cheers]