The Elvis and Jack Nicklaus Mysteries (TV Series)

The Bullet Hole (2000)

Jim Ward: Elvis Presley

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Quotes 

• Elvis Presley : Hey there, son. This is where they're holding the golf tournament?

  Jack Nicklaus : Sure is.

  [makes a good hit] 

  Elvis Presley : Whew. Man, that thing has wings!

  Jack Nicklaus : Say, you're Elvis Presley! You performed last month at my hometown of Columbus, Ohio! I'm Jack Nicklaus.

  Elvis Presley : Nice to meet you, Jack. Now, how do you hit them balls so far?

  Jack Nicklaus : Same way you make those young girls scream, Elvis. I put my hips into it.

  Elvis Presley : Mind if I try?

  [he makes a bad hit] 

  Elvis Presley : Oh, man. How about from now on, I stick to singing?

  Jack Nicklaus : And I'll stick to golf.

  [both of them laugh, interrupted by a gunshot] 

  Elvis Presley : That was a gunshot!