- Stan Marsh: Dude, I don't think just poor and stupid people like NASCAR.
- Eric Cartman: Oh really? Hey Kenny.
- Kenny McCormick: Huh?
- Eric Cartman: You love NASCAR, huh?
- Kenny McCormick: Yeah, dude, I love NASCAR!
- Doctor: Of all the idiotic dumb ways I've seen kids injure themselves, yours takes the retard cake!
- Butters Stotch: Did you hear that, Eric? See? You are really stupid.
- Eric Cartman: Could it be I only lost the race because I somehow wasn't poor enough?