Lola Versus (2012)

Greta Gerwig: Lola

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• Lola : Everyone always says, "to love someone else, you have to learn, how to love yourself". But I don't know, after this year, I don't think that's true. I think to love yourself, you have to learn how to love other people.

• Lola : If it's any consolation, his dick was so big it hurt my back!

  Henry : Oh, he has a bigger dick than me too? No, that is a consolation. You should go into the greeting card business. 'Sorry I cheated on you. P.S. your dick is smaller!'

• Henry : Alice and I, we make each other calm.

  Lola : Calm-calm. If you were anymore calm, you would be dead.

• Henry : I think that's "marry-fuck-kill".

  Lola : What's... how-how is it different?

  Henry : Um, because I think the assumption is if you... after you're married, that you don't... fuck.

  Lola : Right!

  Henry : Yeah.

  Lola : I guess I dodged a bullet then.

  [Both laugh] 

• Alice : Hi! I'm 30 years old. I'm looking to have children. How are you?

  Lola : You're 29.

  Alice : Oh, I round up and I get the cougar advantage.

• Lola : I got you something.

  Alice : Oh my god, you shouldn't have.

  Lola : It's a douche. I know you've been wanting a new one.

• [Last lines] 

  Lola : [narrating]  I have 29 years before the next upheaval. Before that *crazy* planet comes back to wreck havoc on my life. And when it's over, I hope I feel *exactly* the way I do right now.