iCarly (TV Series)
iSam's Mom (2010)
Miranda Cosgrove: Carly Shay
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Quotes
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Carly Shay : [to Freddie] Are those new pants?
Freddie Benson : Yes, they are.
Carly Shay : From tweenpants.com?
Freddie Benson : They sell pants for men now.
Carly Shay : Then you should have bought some.
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Carly Shay : [to Sam] Can you tell me why I found this half-eaten tamale in my bed?
Sam Puckett : 'Cause I left it there. Give me it.
Carly Shay : My bed is a place for me to sleep, not a place for your Mexican fiesta platters.
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Spencer Shay : [to Carly and Sam] Yo, can you guys take the girl fight upstairs? I wanna watch "Celebrities Underwater."
Carly Shay : No, I don't like that show.
Spencer Shay : Why?
Carly Shay : It's not fun to watch D-list actors almost drown.
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Sam Puckett : Carly, you got my mother...
Carly Shay : You guys have to make up.
Sam Puckett : I don't want any part of her.
Pam Puckett : You don't deserve my parts.
Sam Puckett : Why would I want worn out parts?
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Carly Shay : Okay. We've all done things that we're not proud of, like selling a child's pet or ruining the chances of a mother finding true love, but if we just try to look at the positive side of this...
Sam Puckett : You know, she's never even said one nice thing to me about "iCarly"?
Carly Shay : Come on. I'm sure that's not true.
Pam Puckett : What's "iCarly"?
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Carly Shay : [to Sam] No offense, you know that you're my best friend and that I love you, but let's face it. You're a nightmare.
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Carly Shay : [to Sam] Look, if you wanna keep staying here, then no more eating ethnic food in my bed.
Spencer Shay : Yeah. And no deleting my wet celebrities.
Carly Shay : And no more panties on the stairs.
Sam Puckett : I don't like that word.
Spencer Shay : Well, too bad. Stairs! Stairs! Stairs!
Carly Shay : She meant panties.
Spencer Shay : Now, I'm embarrassed.