Misfits (TV Series)
Episode #2.1 (2010)
Nathan Stewart-Jarrett: Curtis Donovan
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Quotes
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Nathan : Yeah, so my mum opens the door and she's like 'ahhhhh!' And I'm like 'I'm immortal!', and then she fainted, face plants on the radiator. There's blood and teeth everywhere.
Kelly : Is she all right?
Nathan : Yeah, she's fine. Apart from the whole... face.
Curtis Donovan : How did you tell it to your dad?
Nathan : I told him I faked my death as part of an elaborate life insurance scam. He was not a happy man.
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Curtis Donovan : It's a wind-up. Who uses a paper aeroplane?
Kelly : Well, whoever it is, they're going to get a slap.
Simon Bellamy : I - I don't think you should slap them.
Curtis Donovan : To her, that's like saying hello.
Kelly : Are you trying to say something, yeah?
Curtis Donovan : No...
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Curtis Donovan : You're immortal - you can't starve to death.
Nathan : You're an expert, are you?
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Curtis Donovan : [Nathan wakes up out of the coffin] What the fuck?
Nathan : You should see the looks on your faces. Classic! Hey guess what? I'm immortal! Can you believe this shit? I've told you I had a power. Oh, looks like they saved the best for last, huh? Immortality... that's off the A-list.
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Nathan Young : So basically... he's had a blowjob off your girlfriend, and you haven't...
Curtis Donovan : Shut up man, it wasn't her...
Nathan Young : It looked like her...
Curtis Donovan : It wasn't her...
Nathan Young : It had her mouth...
Curtis Donovan : Wasn't her brain...
Nathan Young : Who cares about her brain when your balls are resting on her chin!
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Curtis Donovan : [holding bat to Nathan's face] Say another word. I dare you. Do it!
Nathan Young : [guffaws] I didn't do anything... be angry with him.
Simon Bellamy : [stuttering] ... I-I didn't know what was happening... she-she just... and then she... before I knew it, she was...
Nathan Young : Sucking your cock!
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Curtis Donovan : [sees Nathan impaled on a pipe] No way!
[Nathan shrugs]
