Only Son (2010)

Ian Gordon: Dad, Ghost

Quotes 

• Sidney Manson : Dad has a theory about women.

  Dad : Let them know you are keen early on, then never let up. Always smile, and touch them as much as possible in public. But never on their tits. They hate their tits being touched in public.

• Dad : If you're going to wash your dick in the sink at least use some soap.

• Liz : Guess I'll see you later then.

  Sidney Manson : Bye.

  Dad : You should have kissed her on the mouth... Home for a wank?

• Dad : You knew she was going to dump the shit out of you.

  Sidney Manson : Yeah I know.

  Dad : She's way out of your league. Try dropping down a race. Someone new to the country.

• Dad : Sorry I was just checking out the ladies toilets. Those little rubbish bin things stink.