Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)

Wet (2010)

Paula Patton: A.D.A. Mikka Von

Quotes 

• A.D.A. Mikka Von : [walking out of the courthouse with Stabler]  I think we're gonna make a great team

  Detective Elliot Stabler : Me too.

  [Stabler sees Cragen walking up the courthouse steps] 

  Detective Elliot Stabler : Captain. How's the old place?

  Donald Cragen : It's all getting squared away.

  A.D.A. Mikka Von : Captain Cragen. I've been looking forward to meeting you. Mikka Von, your new ADA.

  Donald Cragen : Yeah, well, nice knowing you. Your boss called. He's tied up. Asked me to deliver a message. Pack your bags. Go back to Chicago.

  A.D.A. Mikka Von : [scoffs]  I'm being fired by proxy?

  Detective Elliot Stabler : What's going on?

  Donald Cragen : Apparently, you sent a defense attorney on vacation, sub rosa. D.A. doesn't like dirty tricks.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : Unless he's the one doing them.

  Donald Cragen : I'm sorry.

  A.D.A. Mikka Von : [to Stabler]  Well, I guess I gotta go take my loft off the market.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : [shakes hands with Mikka]  Been nice working with you.

  A.D.A. Mikka Von : Back at you.

  [Mikka walks away] 

  Donald Cragen : She one of the good ones?

  Detective Elliot Stabler : Yeah.

• Judge Miranski : [Stabler walks away from the judge, having failed to get a recess before the judge turns his attention back to Prochik]  Continue, Dr. Prochik

  Dr. Vincent Prochik : Uh, yes. I killed the Cola Queen. Because she was trying to play God. Who shall live and who shall die?

  Detective Elliot Stabler : [removes his suit jacket, clearly faking]  I'm hot.

  Dr. Vincent Prochik : Our very survival depends on fresh water.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : [removing his tie]  Oh, boy is it hot in here.

  Judge Miranski : [sternly]  Detective Stabler!

  Detective Elliot Stabler : [unbuttoning his shirt]  Are you hot in here? I didn't order that pizza. I didn't order that pizza. I don't even like anchovies.

  Judge Miranski : Detective!

  Detective Elliot Stabler : All I want to do is get to the Garden.

  Judge Miranski : That's it. I find you in contempt. Officers, restrain this man.

  A.D.A. Mikka Von : Your Honor, Detective Stabler was exposed to neurotxic mushrooms in the line of duty. He is not in compos mentis.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : [being taken out by the court officers]  Your Honor, Al and Mike and Todd were gonna go water skiing at the Garden.

  Judge Miranski : Call an ambulance.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : I didn't order that pizza. Your Honor, I'm not even a fan of anchovies. Boy, is it hot in here.

• Detective Elliot Stabler : Bad news. Night manager of Bananatrama confirms Sassoon's "lullaby". He's a regular. He was booted out of there for giving Miss Terry an unwanted bob.

  Detective Olivia Benson : What time?

  Detective Elliot Stabler : 4:30. After our Jane Doe was drowned.

  Detective Olivia Benson : So we're back to nothing.

  A.D.A. Mikka Von : [entering]  Speak for yourself. Mikka Von, your new ADA.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : Hey. Stabler, Benson.

  A.D.A. Mikka Von : I don't get first names?

  Detective Olivia Benson : Well, we go through ADAs pretty fast around here. What do you got?

  A.D.A. Mikka Von : DNA from the semen inside your victim.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : You work fast.

  Detective Olivia Benson : Well, it says here that it belongs to a woman. Monica Worley, collared for assaulting a cop at the Republican National Convention in '04.

  Detective Elliot Stabler : Yeah, I got an SVU fun fact for you: semen only comes from guys.

  A.D.A. Mikka Von : There were no hits on the sample. So I asked the lab to run a partial match.

  Detective Olivia Benson : Which points to Monica's brother as our perp.