Good Dog (TV Series)
The Hitman (2011)
Steven McCarthy: Alan
Quotes
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Alan : An advertising company offered him 200,000 dollars to be...
George : [George interrupts] To be the main character in a series of television commercials.
Alan : Thank you.
Doug : Oouh! Well, what product?
Alan : That's the interesting part.
George : The interesting part is The Money. Thank you, Alan. Thank you very much.
Doug : Wow! What's the product thou?
George : The product is irrelevant. The fact is that is pass on a 200,000 dollar offer.
Doug : OK, OK. But what's the product? Just tell me.
George : Are you fucking parrots? Tell me the product, tell me the product. The point is that I refused to take 200,000 dollars and sell myself as a commody.
Doug : So you only brought it up so you could brag about your personal integrity?
George : I'm not bragging!
Doug : Well, why did you bring it up, if you passed?
George : I thought you'd be interested.
Doug : I am interested... in the product. Was it a car?
[George says No]
Doug : Pizza?
George : Alan, I am busy. OK?
Doug : Was it a laxative?
Alan : He is getting warm.
George : He's not getting warm. He's getting out.
Doug : A laxative is warm?
Alan : Yes.
[at the same time George says No]
Doug : I am gonna go out on a limb here. Was it a stool softener?
[Alan says Bingo]
Doug : Fuck. You got offered 200,000 dollars to be the face of a stool softener? Was your face the part of your anatomy that they would use?
George : Thank you very much for joining me this afternoon... and allowing me to share this with you. OK? Would you please fuck off and go out there.
[Doug says Sure]
George : If you happened to die on your way out that would be help. OK?