- Alan: An advertising company offered him 200,000 dollars to be...
- George: [George interrupts] To be the main character in a series of television commercials.
- Alan: Thank you.
- Doug: Oouh! Well, what product?
- Alan: That's the interesting part.
- George: The interesting part is The Money. Thank you, Alan. Thank you very much.
- Doug: Wow! What's the product thou?
- George: The product is irrelevant. The fact is that is pass on a 200,000 dollar offer.
- Doug: OK, OK. But what's the product? Just tell me.
- George: Are you fucking parrots? Tell me the product, tell me the product. The point is that I refused to take 200,000 dollars and sell myself as a commody.
- Doug: So you only brought it up so you could brag about your personal integrity?
- George: I'm not bragging!
- Doug: Well, why did you bring it up, if you passed?
- George: I thought you'd be interested.
- Doug: I am interested... in the product. Was it a car?
- [George says No]
- Doug: Pizza?
- George: Alan, I am busy. OK?
- Doug: Was it a laxative?
- Alan: He is getting warm.
- George: He's not getting warm. He's getting out.
- Doug: A laxative is warm?
- Alan: Yes.
- [at the same time George says No]
- Doug: I am gonna go out on a limb here. Was it a stool softener?
- [Alan says Bingo]
- Doug: Fuck. You got offered 200,000 dollars to be the face of a stool softener? Was your face the part of your anatomy that they would use?
- George: Thank you very much for joining me this afternoon... and allowing me to share this with you. OK? Would you please fuck off and go out there.
- [Doug says Sure]
- George: If you happened to die on your way out that would be help. OK?