Barely Lethal (2015)

Dove Cameron: Liz Larson

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Quotes 

• Liz Larson : Stabbing people is fun. Are there going to be more people for me to stab?

• Liz Larson : Look, you may have all these people fooled, but you and I both know you are sketchier than a 2 AM waffle house.

• Megan Walsh : [at night, drug's side effects]  But I'm fine, no, I'm okay. I mean, look at this, the sun is out, the clouds are shining.

  [sighs] 

  Megan Walsh : You are Parker and you are Liz.

  [exchanges glances with Liz] 

  Megan Walsh : You're scared of me.

  Liz Larson : Hell, yes. I am!

  [nods] 

  Megan Walsh : Not... not just me, though. I mean, you fear the world.

• Liz Larson : Abandoning people is not... how you help them. Leaving is what hurts. Trust me.

  Megan Walsh : There are vicious, self-absorbed sociopaths out to get me right now, Liz!

  Liz Larson : [snorts]  Honey,

  [shrugs] 

  Liz Larson : you survived high school, right? How bad can these guys be?

• Liz Larson : I am not riding the bus!

  Megan Walsh : But it's a quintessential high school experience.

  Liz Larson : So is mono.

  Megan Walsh : What is mono?

  Mrs. Larson : Kids get it from kissing. It's like mouth AIDS.

  Parker Larson : [spits out his food in disgust]  Thanks Mom... I Was Eating

• Liz Larson : [while driving, still fretting over drawing made on her face]  It's like the pinnacle of high school humiliation.

  Megan Walsh : It washed off. Sort of.

  Liz Larson : [checks herself in rear-view mirror]  Oh, my God! And the photos! Instagram, like, owns them now!

  Megan Walsh : Can you just focus on the positive for a minute?

• Liz Larson : [her brother throws a percussion grenade]  Parker that was dumb... but kind of cool