- Joe Jackson: You want us to what?
- Murry Wilson: It's simple. Look here! Our design for the perfect rock star son is complete. Now, all we have to do is... harvest... our seed... of greatness!
- Joe Jackson: So now you want me to get busy in that water glass?
- Murry Wilson: We're all gonna get busy in that water glass. We're gonna combine our collective sperm to create the super seed of rock stardom!
- Fred Lennon: Sounds a bit poofty if you ask me.
- Murry Wilson: We're going one at a time. I'm not weird. Now what do you say?
- Joe Jackson, Fred Lennon: Okay.
- Murry Wilson: Scratch Tina Turner from the list. Her people say she's post menopausal.
- Joe Jackson: Really? She looks pretty fertile to me.
- Joe Jackson: Uh, you got any soul sisters in that stack?
- Murry Wilson: Oh- Uh... Sorry. But look! Whoopi Goldberg's on the cover of this week's TV Guide! Center square, get it?
- Joe Jackson: No thanks. I'll go with this amputee mag.