- Cody Martin: So are we all heading to the French Quarter? I can't wait to have some gumbo. It's delicious to eat *and* fun to say. Gumbo!
- Woody Fink: And jambalaya.
- Cody Martin, Woody Fink: Jambalaya!
- Zack Martin: I'm sorry I can't join you jamba-losers, but I got an F on my history paper, and Miss Tutweiller won't let me go ashore until I rewrite it.
- Cody Martin: Well, I told you not to write your history paper about a video game.
- Zack Martin: Hey! "Knights of Horror" was based in the Middle Ages, and I did a lot of research. I made it all the way to level 8.
- Cody Martin: I can't believe you made it to *grade* 8.
- London Tipton: So if this is New Orleans, what happened to old Orleans? Did it retire?
- Bailey Pickett: Yes, it retired and moved to Florida.
- Woody Fink: [dressed for Mardi Gras, including a mask] So? We're in New Orleans! Who's ready to celebrate Mardi Gras?
- Cody Martin: Nobody. Mardi Gras isn't for three months.
- Woody Fink: Dang it! Can I still wear the mask?
- Zack Martin: I'm sure the people of New Orleans would appreciate it.
- London Tipton: [hearing Mr. Moseby play a piano in his cabin] That's weird. Usually when I walk by Moseby's cabin, I hear, "Mother, for the hundredth time, I'm married to my job!"
- Mr. Moseby: [to London] If you had a five-o-clock shadow and a fishing pole in your hand, you could be my father.
- Zack Martin: There's some seriously strange stuff happening here. Mr. Moseby was talking about some ghost captain, and I think he's haunting the ship. He is turning off lights and turning on blenders and typing on my computer...
- Cody Martin: Wow, he's got more skills than you do.