How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Natural History (2010)

Jennifer Morrison: Zoey

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• Zoey Pierson : Ted, this is my husband.

  Ted Mosby : So Captain, how did you get that name?

  The Captain : I gave it to myself. A real man chooses his real name.

  Ted Mosby : Well, pleased to meet you, Captain. I'm Galactic President Superstar MacAwesomeville.

• Ted Mosby : If I wanted to make it personal, I'd call you a bored little trophy wife who likes to play activist when the shops on Fifth Ave are closed.

  Zoey Pierson : You're going down.

  Ted Mosby : Down where? To the yacht club? I'd love to, but wait I'm half Jewish, is that going to be a problem?

• Zoey Pierson : My life isn't perfect.

  [Zoey begins to cry] 

  Zoey Pierson : I got married at 22 to a man who calls himself "The Captain". I hate boats, Ted. I do, I hate them. I can't be on them, I can't be near them, I can't even think about them without getting seasick. You want to know why I want to save that building? Because when I look up at the Arcadian, I see something big, and solid, and right now everything else in my life just feels like I'm on a boat. I know it's crazy to care that much about a building...

  Ted Mosby : It's not crazy at all, I'm the same way. Look, Zoey, the Arcadian should be a landmark, it should. The lion-head stonework is iconic. I hate that we have to tear it down, I hate working for GNB. They're a bunch of wieners and gonads.

  Zoey Pierson : Ted, that was... really easy.

  [Pulls out a voice recorder] 

  Zoey Pierson : This should be useful.

  Ted Mosby : You tricked me!