How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Natural History (2010)
Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby
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Quotes
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The Captain : I hear my wife got you pretty good.
Ted Mosby : She caught me on tape trashing GNB.
The Captain : Ohh that damn recorder... Try being married to that. You're a good guy Galactic President Superstar McAwesomeville. Tell you what, when Zoey goes to sleep, I'll find that tape and erase it for you, no hard feelings.
Ted Mosby : Really? You'd do that to your own wife?
The Captain : Sure, why not? I mean, I'm glad she has these little causes, they keep her out of trouble, but... When she throws a temper tantrum and it gets in the way of someone doing their job, that's a problem.
Ted Mosby : No, you know what? Don't erase the tape. And for what it's worth, I don't think she's throwing temper tantrums. I just think she's standing up for what she believes in. I respect that.
Narrator : Kids, there is an amazing architectural phenomenon in the Natural History Museum. If you stand in the right spot, you can hear a conversation, all the way across the room.
[See Zoey has heard the entire conversation]
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Ted Mosby : Oh my God, you have a monocle! Is this real? Is this really happening? Good luck killing James Bond.
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Zoey Pierson : Ted, this is my husband.
Ted Mosby : So Captain, how did you get that name?
The Captain : I gave it to myself. A real man chooses his real name.
Ted Mosby : Well, pleased to meet you, Captain. I'm Galactic President Superstar MacAwesomeville.
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Ted Mosby : If I wanted to make it personal, I'd call you a bored little trophy wife who likes to play activist when the shops on Fifth Ave are closed.
Zoey Pierson : You're going down.
Ted Mosby : Down where? To the yacht club? I'd love to, but wait I'm half Jewish, is that going to be a problem?
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Zoey Pierson : My life isn't perfect.
[Zoey begins to cry]
Zoey Pierson : I got married at 22 to a man who calls himself "The Captain". I hate boats, Ted. I do, I hate them. I can't be on them, I can't be near them, I can't even think about them without getting seasick. You want to know why I want to save that building? Because when I look up at the Arcadian, I see something big, and solid, and right now everything else in my life just feels like I'm on a boat. I know it's crazy to care that much about a building...
Ted Mosby : It's not crazy at all, I'm the same way. Look, Zoey, the Arcadian should be a landmark, it should. The lion-head stonework is iconic. I hate that we have to tear it down, I hate working for GNB. They're a bunch of wieners and gonads.
Zoey Pierson : Ted, that was... really easy.
[Pulls out a voice recorder]
Zoey Pierson : This should be useful.
Ted Mosby : You tricked me!