- Mr. Freeze: The Boy Wonder. The Bat sent you to drag me off to prison. Frankly, I'm underwhelmed.
- Dick Grayson: Great, but I'm kinda in a hurry here.
- Mr. Freeze: Kids. Always in such a rush. I prefer to preserve these moments... forever.
- Dick Grayson: I'm not talking to you.
- [Batman arrives]
- Man: Is that Batman?
- Woman: I see Flash and Flash Jr.
- Man: Isn't his name Speedy?
- Kid: No, Speedy's Green Arrow's sidekick.
- Man: Well, that makes no sense.
- Wally West: First time at the Hall. I'm a little overwhelmed.
- Dick Grayson: You're overwhelmed. Freeze was underwhelmed. Why isn't anyone ever just whelmed?
- Kid Flash: Have all four sidekicks ever been in the same place at the same time?
- Speedy: *Don't* call us sidekicks! Not after today.
- Kid Flash: Sorry. First time at the Hall. I'm a little overwhelmed.
- Robin: You're overwhelmed. Freeze was underwhelmed. Why isn't anyone just whelmed?
- [They enter the Hall]
- Robin: Oh, maybe *that's* why.
- Green Arrow: Roy, you just need to be patient.
- Speedy: What I need is respect. They're treating us like kids. Worse, like sidekicks! We deserve better than this.
- [to the other sidekicks]
- Speedy: You're kidding, right? You're playing their game? Why? Because you think they play fair? Today was supposed to be the day, step one in becoming full-fledged members of the League.
- Kid Flash: Well, sure, but I thought step one was the tour of the HQ.
- Speedy: Except the Hall isn't the League's real HQ. I bet they never told you it's just a false front for tourists and a pit stop for catching zeta- beam teleporter-tubes to the real thing, an orbiting satellite called the Watchtower.
- [Batman gives Green Arrow a look]
- Green Arrow: I know, I know, but I thought we could make an exception. Or not.
- Aquaman: You're not helping your cause here, son. Stand down or...
- Speedy: Or what? You'll send me to my room? And I'm not your son!
- Speedy: [at Green Arrow] I'm not even his. I thought I was his partner, but not anymore.
- Mark Desmond: You realize once we get in there, we can't *ever* let them leave.
- Guardian: Doc, these aren't your typical meddling kids. You don't want to get on the wrong side of the Justice League.
- Mark Desmond: Better than getting on the wrong side of the Cadmus Directors. Believe me.