Blue Like Jazz (2012)

Eric Lange: The Hobo

Quotes 

• The Hobo : You only believe that stuff 'cuz you're afraid to hang out with people that don't.

• Donald Miller : [Don's father, the Hobo, just offered him the opportunity to go to Reed College instead of the Baptist college he planned to attend]  Why now?

  The Hobo : It's cheaper than having you kidnapped and deprogrammed.

• The Hobo : [to Don]  Want a beer? I won't tell Jesus.