South Park (TV Series)

Coon vs. Coon and Friends (2010)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Clyde Donovan, News Reporter #1, Red Goth, Justin Bieber, News Reporter #2, Alien

Quotes 

• Eric Cartman : [Narrating while riding on Cthulhu]  Thanks to Coon and Friends the country will soon be rid of all evil, but first they would come up against their most challenging and most evil opponent, Justin Bieber!, in order to save the Earth this little butthole had to be stopped.

  Justin Bieber : [singing at a concert]  Baby, baby, baby ooh baby, baby, baby ooooh baby, baby!

  [Cthulhu breaks through the roof and grabs him] 

  Justin Bieber : oooooh, oooooh my, ooooh, oooooh mama!

  Eric Cartman : [Cthulhu brings him to Cartman]  Yep that's him, so long Justin Bieber you little douchebag!

  [Cthulhu squeezes Justin until his head explodes] 

• Kyle Broflovski : Alright, dude. Let's just say you're not crazy and it's true. What's the big deal? I mean, I think it'd be pretty cool not to be able to die.

  [Kenny turns to Kyle indignantly] 

  Kenny McCormick : Pretty cool? Do you know what it feels like to be stabbed? To be shot? Decapitated? Torn apart? Burned? Run over-?

  Stan Marsh : Kenny! Kenny, calm down!

  Kenny McCormick : It's not pretty cool, Kyle! It fucking hurts! And it won't go away and nobody will believe me! Remember this time! Try and fucking remember!

  [He demonstrates by shooting himself in the head] 

• [after Bradley vanishes off to his home planet] 

  Eric Cartman : Fucking Mintberry fucking Crunch.

• Kenny McCormick : [to Cthulhu]  Only an immortal can kill another immortal! Here's your prize! Take this curse away from me, you big pussy!

  Eric Cartman : Don't listen to him, Cthulhu. We have more important stuff to do.

  Kenny McCormick : Go on! Kill me before I kill you! But bring my friends back, wuss!

  Eric Cartman : You are a Coon Friend and I am the Coon! You will listen to me!

  [Cthulhu picks the Coon up and affectionately chides him before nuzzling him against his face and cradling him. The Coon climbs onto Cthulhu's back and starts massaging his back before curling up on it. Cthulhu walks away] 

  Kenny McCormick : No! Come back! I have to know what I am!

  Eric Cartman : Fuck you, Kenny.

  Kenny McCormick : Come back, you fat piece of shit!