Free Samples (2012)

Jess Weixler: Jillian

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Quotes 

• Jillian : You don't trust me?

• Jillian : Should've been nicer.

• Jillian : Here's the note.

  Nancy : Oh. It's probably from Wally. I made him sleep on the couch.

  [Reading] 

  Nancy : "Hey, Nancy! Sorry, but I peed on your couch. I'm leaving you $20. Wally."

• Jillian : Are you house-trained yet?

  Wally : I know. That was pretty bad. Is Nancy really mad?

  Jillian : You urinated on her couch.

  Wally : I know!

  Jillian : She's not pleased.

• Jillian : If I peed on your couch, I would pay someone to come in and steal all of your furniture. I would rather burn down your whole apartment building than tell you... "Hey, Nancy, I peed on your couch last night."