Family Guy (TV Series)
New Kidney in Town (2011)
Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Jane Bronte
Quotes
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Lois Griffin : [about Peter] He needs a new kidney now!
Dr. Elmer Hartman : Well, as I said, Mrs. Griffin, he's on a Iist, but there are a Iot of people ahead of him.
Lois Griffin : Well, what are the chances of getting him moved up the Iist?
Dr. Elmer Hartman : Honestly, not great. It could be months before he can get a transplant unless you know someone who's a compatible organ match and would be willing to donate one of theirs.
Lois Griffin : I'II do it. He could have one of my kidneys.
Dr. Elmer Hartman : Well, we always check spouse records for compatibility. I'm afraid you're not a match, but it turns out you are a match for a Iittle girl who's dying in that next room over there.
Lois Griffin : Oh, well, how 'bout we concentrate on this family, Doctor?
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Lois Griffin : Dr. Hartman, please tell me, is my husband gonna be all right?
Dr. Elmer Hartman : Cancun, actually, thanks for asking. Just got back.