How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

A Change of Heart (2011)

Josh Radnor: Ted Mosby

Quotes 

• Ted Mosby : [Ted, Marshall and Lily alert Robin that Scooby, Robin's new boyfriend, is missing from the apartment]  Robin! Hey, remember Scooby? Well, he got out.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Got out? What do you mean?

  Ted Mosby : He just walked right out of the apartment. Someone must've left the door open.

  Marshall Eriksen : It wasn't me!

  Lily Aldrin : Me neither.

  [gasps] 

  Lily Aldrin : He must have figured out how to open it himself!

  Ted Mosby : He's so smart, we should get him on Letterman doing tricks!

  Marshall Eriksen : I know Paul Schaefer's sandwich guy. This can happen.

• Lily Aldrin : Scooby, we're in our thirties, we don't smoke sandwiches anymore.

  Ted Mosby : Sandwich brownies?

  Lily Aldrin : Okay!

• Barney Stinson : Never ever meet a girl's parents.

  Ted Mosby : Not even if she is hot?

  Barney Stinson : Not even if her mom's hot!