- Various Characters: [after offending Ma by flirting with the pretty neighbor girl and placing his hand on her knee] Does that remind you of anything?
- Hostess: Yes. Mount Vesuvius.
- Various Characters: Why is that?
- Hostess: It hasn't gone off in years either.
- Hostess: [after Pa admitted to reading Playboy magazine the night before] Why do you need that if you have me?
- Various Characters: [gives her a piercing look] Do you really want me to answer that?
- Hostess: I guess not.