- Minister: [at the funeral] And though it may be easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of Heaven, we hope for the landowner's sake that you'll make an exception in his case, O Lord. Though why you should, I don't know.
- Farmer: I swear after this I'll never go near another graveyard again. Well, not while I'm alive, anyway.
- Farmer: Why, only moments ago you seemed like nothing in this world could frighten you.
- Soldier: That's true, my friend. But, uh... I'm not sure we're dealing with something of this world.