[first lines]
Stephani Howard: [voiceover] Everyone wants to matter in high school, but the truth?
[sighs boredly]
Stephani Howard: No one really does. And I know what you're thinking okay? "Don't be so melodramatic". But you wanna know what I'm thinking? SHOVE IT! I'm Stephani Howard, the hot girl on the left, and I actually DO matter. The slightly-less hot girl on the left s my BFF, Taylor Turner. She's such a follower! Watch this...
[Stephani flips back her hair in an over-the-top way and Taylor does the same thing right after her. Stephani then pushes down a guy reading in the hallway]
Stephani Howard: In movies, the plain girl always gets the voiceover, which is SO anti-fair. You'd rather hear pretty girl thoughts. But, honestly? Hot girls like me don't waste our time thinking! We're much too busy...
[Stephani walks right into an emo-looking, goth-type girl and the girl drops her cell phone on the floor]
Stephani Howard: Hey! Watch where you're going!
Taylor Turner: Yeah, Little Miss No-Sunshine!
Adriana: You walked into ME!
[Stephani takes out her own phone and texts to Taylor: "She's such a loser". Taylor responds with "lol". Adriana holds up her phone, now broken]
Adriana: It was brand-new!
Stephani Howard: Looks fine to me. Now respect my space... and get out of my face.
[Adriana nods grudgingly and Stephani smiles, walking off. Taylor mouths "I'm sorry" to Adriana, looking regretful]
Stephani Howard: Taylor!