"Futurama" The Impossible Stream (TV Episode 2023) - Maurice LaMarche as Scary Mirror Narrator, Horrible Gelatinous Blob, Calculon, Execubot Beta, Morbo, Hyperchicken

Morbo the Annihilator : We now go live to the white house, for the presidential summit on the dangers of streaming television.

Linda van Schoonhoven : I understand it's destroying our young people.

[laughs cheerfully]

Morbo the Annihilator : That is my job!
Calculon : It's those damned lazy writers! They can't even manage to write an hour-long episode every 15 minutes.

Script writer : I died doing what I hated.
Turanga Leela : Can't you just ad lib?

Calculon : Asking an actor to ad lib is like asking a... guy... to... five.
Calculon : Oh glorious rapture. To return to the draped proscenium once more!

Robot Devil : Will you shut up? And get into the resurrection cannon!
Network Execubot Gamma : This is very hard for me to say. So he'll say it.

Network Execubot Beta : We love everything about this show. It's not working out.

Network Execubot Alpha : You're cancelled!

Network Execubot Gamma : You'll always be an important part of the Fulu family. GET OUT.

Maurice LaMarche: Scary Mirror Narrator, Horrible Gelatinous Blob, Calculon, Execubot Beta, Morbo, Hyperchicken