Dan Vs. (TV Series)
Dan Vs. The Wolf-Man (2011)
Dave Foley: Chris
Quotes
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Dan : What took you so long?
Chris : Nice to see you too!
Dan : Stupid Wolf-Man, I'll get you!
Chris : There's no such thing as a Wolf-Man, Dan.
Dan : How could you be so naive? Look at the fur, look at the paw prints!
Chris : There's an animal shelter right there.
Dan : Look!
Chris : Those are sneaker prints.
Dan : Exactly!
Chris : Exactly what?
Dan : What wears shoes but also has paws? The Wolf-Man!
Chris : So you're saying that the Wolf-Man's a jogger.
Dan : He's an evil beast with an unsavory bloodlust! Of course he jogs!
Chris : If he's wearing shoes, what's with the paw prints?
Dan : Obviously, he runs like this!
Chris : He doesn't run like that in the movies.
Dan : This isn't the movies - THIS IS REAL LIFE! STOP LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD - THE WOLF-MAN SCRATCHED MY CAR, AND HE MUST PAY! NEXT MONTH!
Chris : Why next month?
Dan : Next full moon. Don't you watch movies?
Chris : So what are we doing today?
Dan : Nothing! Go home!