Dan Vs. (TV Series)

Dan Vs. The Wolf-Man (2011)

Curtis Armstrong: Dan

Quotes 

• Dan : What took you so long?

  Chris : Nice to see you too!

  Dan : Stupid Wolf-Man, I'll get you!

  Chris : There's no such thing as a Wolf-Man, Dan.

  Dan : How could you be so naive? Look at the fur, look at the paw prints!

  Chris : There's an animal shelter right there.

  Dan : Look!

  Chris : Those are sneaker prints.

  Dan : Exactly!

  Chris : Exactly what?

  Dan : What wears shoes but also has paws? The Wolf-Man!

  Chris : So you're saying that the Wolf-Man's a jogger.

  Dan : He's an evil beast with an unsavory bloodlust! Of course he jogs!

  Chris : If he's wearing shoes, what's with the paw prints?

  Dan : Obviously, he runs like this!

  Chris : He doesn't run like that in the movies.

  Dan : This isn't the movies - THIS IS REAL LIFE! STOP LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD - THE WOLF-MAN SCRATCHED MY CAR, AND HE MUST PAY! NEXT MONTH!

  Chris : Why next month?

  Dan : Next full moon. Don't you watch movies?

  Chris : So what are we doing today?

  Dan : Nothing! Go home!