- Dan: What took you so long?
- Chris: Nice to see you too!
- Dan: Stupid Wolf-Man, I'll get you!
- Chris: There's no such thing as a Wolf-Man, Dan.
- Dan: How could you be so naive? Look at the fur, look at the paw prints!
- Chris: There's an animal shelter right there.
- Dan: Look!
- Chris: Those are sneaker prints.
- Dan: Exactly!
- Chris: Exactly what?
- Dan: What wears shoes but also has paws? The Wolf-Man!
- Chris: So you're saying that the Wolf-Man's a jogger.
- Dan: He's an evil beast with an unsavory bloodlust! Of course he jogs!
- Chris: If he's wearing shoes, what's with the paw prints?
- Dan: Obviously, he runs like this!
- Chris: He doesn't run like that in the movies.
- Dan: This isn't the movies - THIS IS REAL LIFE! STOP LIVING IN A FANTASY WORLD - THE WOLF-MAN SCRATCHED MY CAR, AND HE MUST PAY! NEXT MONTH!
- Chris: Why next month?
- Dan: Next full moon. Don't you watch movies?
- Chris: So what are we doing today?
- Dan: Nothing! Go home!